February 2011
33 posts
January 2011
51 posts
theladyfedora:
felixx-felicis:
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Freelance Whales - Generator Second Floor
Me: I'm not like Dad at all. I'm better looking.
Family: OHHHHHHH.
Sister: At least dad's not afraid of spiders.
Dad: And I got you beat on another thing, at your age, I've already had five or six girlfriends.
Sister: And mom!
Mum: And me!
Dad: Like I said. Five or six girlfriends.
Mum: -______-
Philippine Folklore Creatures
cinderellainrubbershoes:
MANANANGGAL. Literally means “one that removes”. This creature is usually an attractive woman by day. At night, especially when there is a full moon, her upper body detaches from her lower body; it utters a special demonic prayer and applies some kind of oil on all of its body parts before the ‘detachment’. Bat-like wings sprout out from its back, and it uses its long...
mixedpickles asked: Heeey! If I KNEW what those were for I probably wouldn't have bought two of them at once ):< Hehehe
Lost in the desert.
I’m top heavy. I look ahead and try to whip the tail of my uncle’s 450 Honda around the corner and end up getting bogged down into the deep sands of the valley. It’s been like this for the whole day. I look down at the odometer. It reads 44 miles. I’m 44 miles from camp.
I figure it’s been a miracle I could keep up with everyone at this time as I’m trying to...
Rihanna can't remember her name, Bruno Mars goes...
“Where you invest your love, You invest your life”
– Mumford and Sons (Awake My Soul)
This last camping trip made me realize that I was...
That awkward moment when you watch a Disney movie...
hottpotato:
And at the end you’re just like:
While the other members of your family are like:
472239364:
ohwowthatslovely-: themusiclibrary:
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I have reason to believe that my turtle is a guy.
This just got extremely awkward.
“Oh! How did you find this place?”
– Little old Asian lady to Chris Mangerich (white) inside Little Saigon today (1/4/2011)
confessionsofafratstar-deactiva asked: Yeah. So I still can't believe we went to Little Saigon. I brought back baguettes. You bring back a turtle.
confessionsofafratstar-deactiva asked: Yeah. So I still can't believe we went to Little Saigon. I brought back baguettes. You bring back a turtle.
whimsical-wishes asked: She's soooo WITTTLEEEE <3.
whimsical-wishes asked: She's soooo WITTTLEEEE <3.
